My Ass Hurts Tour 2023 - Jay And Ron Take A Scoot.

 

Day Nineteen Of Ride For Jay and Ron Is Smithers To Teslin.

 
Friday, July 7
 

 

 

 

 

Day Twenty Of Ride For Jay and Ron Is Teslin To Home Sweet Home - Faro.

 
Saturday, July 8
 

 

 

 
25 cents worth from Jay.
 

“What I learned”, “What I liked “and “What sucked”. Bullet Points not in any order

o  I learned that GPS’s are fickle, pretentious, temperamental, self-centered living creatures and really don’t have your best interest at heart.

o  I like that each night I was in some sort of hotel with a shower and a shitter…. I am very grateful.

o  I learned I like some hotels/motels more than others. Thunder Bay Super 8 should be a Super 4.

o  I like the breakfast at the A&W.

o  I learned how to ride in biblical pouring rain at higher speeds.

o  I learned the woolly skin I put on my seat was comfy and cooling…. Looked like I had a major pubic hair problem.

o  I liked the coms and music system we had (I disliked the coms music system we had).

o  I learned that I talk too much because my riding pals would shut off their head sets (“Hey look a cow! Wow…Look another telephone pole… this one is green”) can’t say I blame them…… they were just trying to save themselves.

o  I learned when you see an obvious rain cloud to immediately stop and put on your rain gear. (Please note; my ongoing long term re-structured goal setting is still in progress).

o  I learned that each morning I was always eager to get on the bike and ride.

o  I liked that each morning I was always eager to get on the bike and ride.

o  I liked the thought that each morning we didn’t really know where at night we would be staying.

o  I like the Motorcycle dealership just outside of Winnipeg that installed my back tire. They had a tire in stock and the service department put me at the front of the list.

o  I like the Motorcycle dealership in Moose Jaw that installed my front tire. They had a tire in stock and the service department put me at the front of the list.

o  I leaned to replace motorcycle tires when on a road trip. It is really the best way.

o  I like crossing Provincial lines. My favorite was Manitoba and Ontario. We stopped there to take a break.

o  I learned I like booting it across the prairies. The freedom of that big space expands my brain.

o  I learned Ontario and Lake Superior are very big and it made me feel very small.

o  I like Guelph Ontario. Went to the liquor store there. Very good liquor store.

o  I learned I like Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum premixed together in the Captain Morgan’s Rum bottle for easy access with a pocket bottle of Fireball over ice. Yum

o  I like riding with “Rider Ron” and “The Premium Blue Bomber”.

o  What I really liked was at the end of a the days ride we would shuffle off to our rented rooms, clean up as best we could and meet up for Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum premix over ice. Then it was off for dinner somewhere…. Dang good times with some good dinners.

o  I like the water falls at Niagara Falls. As I said above “A Mystic Cascade”.

o  What Sucked? “Viva Niagara Falls”. It is a “Cheesy Vegas in the Mist” Although I did like the “Ripley Believe it or Not” store… I saw a shrunken head….my bucket list is nearing completion. I choose to believe.

o  I like that I bought an “Emoji Turd Hat” that has flashing lights…How could I not?

o  I like that my life long bucket list now completed after buying the “Emoji Turd Hat”.

o  What I learned from buying an “Emoji Turd Hat” is that Niagara’s sinister underbelly that feeds off the many……. this “misty snare” had me and held me in its greedy clutch. I’m okay now. I think.

 

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